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After McSweeney’s rejects these pieces, they are carefully polished and offered for publication here, where about 1/3 are accepted.

Ben Carson’s Violent Crime Survival Tipsheet

Before attempting to aid victims of violence ask if they might prefer to be judged.

Q&A: Why Truck Nuts?

A┬áProponent of Truck Nuts Has His Say  

7th Graders Get to Know Their Sub

How long were you in college? About six years. Can I go to the bathroom? Wait until the last person gets back, please. Maybe they already came back? Maybe they never left. I suppose there’s no way to tell. Are… Continue Reading →

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